I've decided to try my hand at blogging. It is probably the closest that I'll come to launching my stand-up comedy career. And, my life is just so damn interesting that it would be such a crime not to share it (that was sarcasm, get used to it).
So, for my family and friends, I apologize up front for anything that I say that embarrasses you. And for all my left leaning friends, don't hate me for the times I may get on my right leaning soapbox.
Let's start with the goats. If you have seen the movie "Lost in Translation", you will appreciate the phone call between Kirby and me while he was on a business trip to Vegas a few weeks ago.
Me
"There are now goats across the street from us. Basically, in our backyard"
Kirby
"Yeah. I've heard of them using goats to clear land. It is a cheap way of doing it".
Me
"No, you don't understand. There are not a few goats, there is a heard of fu**in goats behind the house and people parked up and down the street to see the goats and the goat dog barking at all the people trying to see the goats. It is a fu**in circus!"
Kirby
"Oh, sounds funny. I better go"
Me
"Uggggh"
So, you better believe that was our first stop on the way home from picking him up from the airport. Of course, we couldn't get a spot on the street because it was Friday night and that is the best time for goat viewing. No worries though, you can just look out at them from the fu**in upstairs bedroom window!! Meet our neighbors...about 200 of them!
2 comments:
Let me be the first to say this is one bleat of a Fu** read!
I look forward to more animal adventures, Bill Murray film references, and Kirbyisms.
Best of Blog Luck,
Love,Frank (left-leaning brother)
You brighten my day with your humor.
Audrey
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